Tuesday 29th July 2008 by Markie G

Hello people and welcome to my version of last Tuesday.


I arrived fashionably late, Well about an hour to be exact. This week is special because it was the week of Michelle's Birthday, So i have to say sorry for turning up late first. I would like to point out that I was at work, as soon as I finished I got straight to the venue.

The DJ is a Guy call DJ Gaz (make sure I do not get it wrong). He is the positive type of DJ that tells everyone that they are great even if they are rubbish. He has a few saying like "conna fault ya" and "that will ding dang do". Now we at the BHH have kind of become acustom to a little bit of abuse, So this is a little different to say the least. He also has this bloody security light thing that blinds everyone in the pub. Apart from that he is ok I suppose but one thing that he not is Andy King (we do love our Mr King).

I normally do not comment on the price of the bar but its now getting silly. I have been to many a bar but the BHH seems to be one of the most expensive, It costs more to buy a pint of coke in there than in Port Vales home ground or the Quality Hotel in Hanley. They also like to add insult to injury by making it flat, I have never got a pint of coke with fizz in it. We now joke by asking if I would like a coke cordial. We once took the pint back, My god it was as if i had pissed on there children; they turned nasty over it.



Onto the main issue of the night which was the Last orders thing. At some point the last orders were called (well thats what we were told). They apparently flashed the light but with that bloody security light going off we did not see it otherwise we would have ordered at that time. Callum went up and tried to order the drinks but the woman behind the bar said "we have stopped serving". This was after Callum had been standing there for about 3 mins. NowIi would be ok with the whole we are not going to run over but they carry on serving on the other side of the bar and also served the DJ well after we spoke to them. One mistake that we made was to leave early as the pub will not think the way to get us to leave is to stop serving early.


Niki did us another brilliant collection of songs we have also got a video.



On a final note I will have a rant about the fact that the BHH is just a pub that we meet in if they do not start to treat us right then we will leave and go else where. We are a massive chunk of the money that they make on a Tuesday and we would class ourselves as locals so please treat us like it. We have never caused trouble we come for some fun but in recent weeks its been anything but..